Let’s Pretend This Never Happened: (A Mostly True Memoir)
By: Jenny Lawson

“This book is about a mousey king that dances. He dances all the time. He just dances like this (she gestures moving her arms up and down like a vampire trying to go-go) He lives in a small cottage with another mousey – the queen. She doesn’t dance, she sings. It looks like a silly, funny book.”